Let's Talk

Blue Lizard Sez: Can we talk? You know, as friends? I gotta know...what the hell happened to...boobs? Are they passe? Have they no place in this moralistic self-righteous society?

I gotta admit...I am a Boob Man. I love looking at them...I love looking at a woman in a low cut whatever...admiring the cleavage. I love playing with them...making the tit hard. I love sucking on them...feeling them get hard in my mouth. I love to cum on them...watching the ooze slide between the Valley of Heaven.

But over the course of close observation, they have disappeared...almost literally. The women on TV...shows...commercials...whatever...don't have any. Women in movies don't have any. And for the most part...they appear wearing low cut dresses, shirts, tank tops, whatever...but there is nothing there.

My case in point that got this observation on my part started is the very lovely 'Penny" on "The Big Bang Theory". Here is a neighbor ANY man would love to have live across the hall from them...your basic ditzy blonde...but she got no BOOBS. She wears some very enticing clothes but has nothing to fill them out. What an opportunity for this show to get some serious viewing.

And its not just this show...it's all of them!

Here's what I think...the moral right has attacked TV and movies and their sponsors so much for 'too much sex and violence' available to the gentle younger set...boobs have been cast aside. Where is the sex part of their argument? There isn't any. The innuendos fly...but that's as close as it gets. I get more sex out of shows from the 60's and 70's and all they do is talk about it...kinda.

C'mon, y'all...give me boobs. Girls in bikinis like 'Miami Vice'...cleavage like 'WKRP in Cincinnati' (remember Loni Anderson?)!

Let me make one thing perfectly clear at this point. There is no such thing has having boobs that are too small. I love looking at them no matter what size they come in. But there is a preponderance of small ones for national consumption...and I know better!

Here's my proposal...and it's two-fold. First...send your cleavage/boob pictures (Yes...I have Dreamer's approval to ask for this!). We'll post them! Let you decide if boobs have left the building. If I had a prize to offer for the best Cleavage/Boob picture, I'd give it up...we new, so we don't. Do it for the sense of pride of what ya got!

Second...I think this country needs a "National Boob Day". And I'm thinking June 1, 2010 is a good day to start. Why then? Because June 1 has already passed for this year...it is the first day after the unofficial start of summer (and who doesn't like looking at bikinis?)...and it is warming up all over this great country.

That's my thought and I'm sticking to it! By the way, Dreamer...what bra have you got on tonight?